Sunday, January 6, 2008

Story of An Ant & A Grasshopper (new version)

Hi Guys, hope you liked my earlier post, this one is a story i heard from my mom's friend, its excellent, read along & have fun

Ant & the Grass Hopper

This piece is about the contemporary situation in our country, told through the story of the ant and the grasshopper.

Those of you, who have you seen the movie Bug's Life would know this....

OLD VERSION...which goes like this …

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
MedhaPatkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty International and UN Secretary General- Ban Ki Moon criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance- Just like one of those chain letters!).
Opposition MP's stage a walkout.
Left parties call for 'Bharat Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]', with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Institutions & in Govt Services.

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'a triumph of justice'.
Lalu calls it ’Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden'
Ban Ki Moon invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multibillion dollar company in Silicon Valley. 100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...

As a result of losing lot of hard working ants and feeding the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country......

3 comments:

Adijo said...

Great post yaar...!
Keep em coming..! Don't stop...:)

If you start writing seriously, this blog would go places!

Karthik said...

lol! Nice post!

Chirag said...

No country is perfect. You are what you do...great post though :-)

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